Why You Should Date a Triathlete this Valentines!
Here comes the love month! While some people are worrying who they should date this valentines, triathletes are busy thinking where to bike! Who cares about finding a date? We have our bikes! Very loyal and never complains! :)
Triathletes are masochistic son-of-a-guns by nature. We love pain, we embrace it, and crave it! So the big question is.. should YOU date a triathlete this valentines? Maybe the question is, why shouldn’t you?? :)
Here are a couple of reasons why maybe you should give that single (and ready to mingle!) triathlete friend of yours, a closer look :)
*Going long and hard is the name of the game
*We’re oh-so smooth
*Worst case scenario we last 17 hours
*We like to get wet
*We also like to get sweaty
*We know when to make our move
*”Mechanical difficulties” are never much of an issue
*We are ALWAYS tweaking our position
*Spandex!
*We know how to ride
*We routinely get undressed in mere seconds
*We know how to finish strong
*We can perform under any condition
*We’re up for a ride anywhere, anytime
*We never stop no matter how hard it is.
*The deeper we go the faster we get.
*We’re half naked.
*We always put in a hard thrust at the very end.
*We don’t mind when things gets a lil rough.
*Who cares if you’re sweaty? You’ll always smell like heaven compared to us.
*After doing “IT”, expect a recovery workout ;)
